A borderline fascistic Dr. Van Helsing unwittingly hires crack smoking gang-bangers to pursue the decadent vampires who secretly control Hollywood and the United States.
Boris Lee Krutonog, Brent Briscoe, Casper Van Dien, Cedrik Terrell, Conchata Ferrell, Craig Ferguson, Ellia Thompson, Flex Alexander, Gabriel Casseus, Jason Ross-Azikiwe, John Fleck, John Sencio, Kim Cattrall, Marco Hofschneider, Michelle Csitos, Natalya Andreychenko, Natasha Gregson Wagner, Natasha Lyonne, Richard Elfman, Rick Cramer, Robert Pastorelli
Comedy, Romance, Horror
